Midlands Across the Water

Written and Performed by Arsiei Rei Darksbane.

Original song: "Madman Across the Water" by Elton John

This is an original parody for Dark Age of Camelot.

Lyrics:

I can see... Very well...
There's a woman in mail with a golden sword...
And she's weaving a spell...
There's a rule... and I know it... Very well...
If you see one of them it's time to go...
Take my word, she's from Midland, don't you know?

Once a Celt had a good chance in the siege,
If it's so, why's he running away?
It's kinda sad, that no body wants to stay...
They think it's very weak to fight this way...
Get out of sight, she'll blow us away...
You better hit the road, Hib...
She looks like a Thane...

We might try another time or two...
Hopefully they'll be gone very soon...
But be careful that you miss your slaughter...
Another win for the Midlands across the water...

I can see... Very well...
There's a woman in mail with a golden sword...
And she's weaving a spell...
There's a rule.. and I know it... Very well...
If you see one of them it's time to go...
Take my word, she's from Midland, don't you know?

The ground's a long way down but she's on my back,
Is the nightmare back, or is it just my memory?
Will she come again next time...
Can we really take her?

We might try another time or two...
Hopefully they'll be gone very soon...
But be careful that you miss your slaughter...
At the hands of the Midlands across the water...

(To Mythic: I just did this for fun. I've played DAOC for nearly as long as it's been running and I wrote this two years ago only to record it now. I had fun doing this. But if you guys wanted to send me and my husband a beta invite for Warhammer, I would not complain. ^-^ And the win-win part of that would be that we're veteran players and good bug-reporters! ^-^)

Disclaimer: "Madman Across the Water" is (c) Elton John. I didn't make the music here, I just sang to a karaoke track. I will not make any money off this; it is just for fun.

"Midlands Across the Water" is (c) Arsiei Rei Darksbane 2005-2007.

Dark Age of Camelot, Mythic and all the things I referred to in my song that were from Dark Age of Camelot are (c) EA Mythic Entertainment.